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The views expressed in this blog do not necessarily represent the views of the owner/skipper of the sailing vessel JoHee. They are solely views of the blogger and all lawsuits and claims of harassment are to be directed towards the cat herein mentioned.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

do dolphins eat cats?

big dummy tells me i'm just being chicken but today when i was looking over the side to see what was making all that noise down there suddenly a dolphin popped up right under my chin and tried to suck me down his blow-hole. i'm not kidding. and it happened two more times before i got scared and went below to wait out the attack. big dummy just sang them a song and said they were cute. they were so close i think they were rubbing against the barnacles on the bottom. so dangerous! i wonder if they know how to make those ieds i keep hearing about on the radio.

another dangerous thing. last night while i was keeping night watch and we were anchored in yet another isolated location far far away from any humanity and where the stars shine from horizon to horizon i heard a panther scream! whoa! made the hair stand right up on my tail i tell you.....

anywho all is well with us. we're stopped in st. augustine at the moment but we'll get going as soon as we get done with showers, e-mail, banking, fueling, supplies, and etc.

purrs and kisses to all my fans and to everybody else i hope a dolphin vacuums you up...

peace
kitty
first mate s/v JoHee

1 comment:

  1. Hi, Kitty and BD:
    We so enjoy your posts! A Pulitzer (not Howitzer, nor a pullet) may be coming your way.
    All is well here (29*, gray, rainy and no sun at all, but nothing to shovel. Yet. If you hear of anyone needing a vehicle driven north/south, give Nick a meow.
    Nick and Juliet.

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